Hmmmm. Lets See what everyone is up to.
Oooo 10 new notifications.
Disappointing. Oh they are all game invites or friend requests from people I have never met.
X is having a kid?
I thought I was close friends with those people… I guess not.
I wonder in X’s latest post is real or if they are bragging?
I should post something. But what?
Is that too braggy?
I don’t think so, besides it’s mostly true.
*Re Reads Post*
No, that way too much.
*Clicks Edit Post*
I actually liked the original better.
Ooo a notification.
Oh its just another game request…