Happy Wednesday folks! Hope your week is going great. Today we have five wacky thoughts for a Wednsesday for you.
1: Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?
Would they avoid a cross? We personally think they would be more afaird of a Star of David.
2: Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?
At the very least your blocking easy access for the fire truck to get to the fire hydrant.
3: Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Round peg square hole.
4: Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
We think it has something to do with science but you tell us.
5: Is a pessimist’s blood type B-negative?
Well it’s certainly not A-positive.