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Five Wacky Thoughts For A Wednesday – Wacky Wednesday

Happy Wednesday folks! Hope your week is going great. Today we have five wacky thoughts for a Wednsesday for you.

1: Do Jewish vampires still avoid crosses?

Would they avoid a cross? We personally think they would be more afaird of a Star of David.

Jewish Vampire

2: Is it still illegal to park next to a fire hydrant, even if your car is on fire?

At the very least your blocking easy access for the fire truck to get to the fire hydrant.

Car on fire.

Car on fire.

3: Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Round peg square hole.



4: Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

We think it has something to do with science but you tell us.

Vannila Ice Cream.

Vannila Ice Cream.

5: Is a pessimist’s blood type B-negative?

Well it’s certainly not A-positive.

Blood Type. Five wacky thoughts for Wednesday.

Blood Type. 



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